Last names beginning M — Z:
Bring meat dish & dessert.

0 noble banquet served in Fellowship Hall!
Spread out on folding tables food from wall to wall.
There's Susie Pearl's fried chicken
and Bessie Mae's Casserole Supreme.
If you don't tell these ladies how delicious it was,
you will surely damage their self-esteem.
Next comes the salads, from pea to macaroni.
And everyone knows Bachelor Smith can't cook,
that's why he always brings sliced baloney.
At the end of the table, there's a section called "Miscellaneous."
Items like rolls, pickles, and deviled eggs, and all things extraneous.
Ah! Sweet dessert! Cakes, cobblers, and pies.
But who put the shredded carrots in the Jell-0?
That's one dish I truly despise.
Let the Baptists have their immersions, and the Catholics their votives so bright.
But we Methodists will champion the potluck
and the price— it is just right!